Why won't they stop when I tell them to stop?
How many times do you have to poke your brother before you end up in a brawl?
How many times do you have to repeat each word your sister says in a falsetto before she clobbers you?
How many times does your mother have to yell at you all to stop it before you end up in separate rooms for time outs?
Hold on, kids home sick and they are just about to find out the answer to the last question....
I'll be back later....