Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Fat Bottomed Girls (or male hamsters, in this case)

Look at the rear area of this hamster!

The sales girl laughed when I asked if it would be hard to pick out two male hamsters... Now, you can all see why!! 

Their 'cajones' are HUGE!  Look how tiny its left paw looks next to those suckers!

If that translated proportionately to a human male, it would be like two volleyballs dragging behind your thighs!  LOL  The hamsters totally waddle when they run in the wheel... is it any wonder? 

I hope you enjoyed that visual humor! 

Okie dokie... time for the Tuesday Twelve!

I say ___________  and you say ___________!

Deputy  -  I think of Clapton singing, 'I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy...'

Name -  THAT TUNE!  I can name it in 4 notes, Bob.

Arrested  -  'but not convicted' as my Hubby is wont to say of his very wild younger years prior to me in his life!

Trade  -  Embargo.  The leftover vestiges of majoring in Economics. 

Old  -  Exactly how I feel as I crackle and pop as I exit bed in the morning.

DNA  -  Watson and Crick, the scientists that deciphered the double helix structure of DNA.  My doctor that just died has a picture in her waiting area with both men.  She met them at a conference. 

Dwarf  -  Chinese Dwarf Hamsters, like Peng and Brownie, of course!  I cannot tell you how adorable they are!  I just had Peng sitting in my hand.  They love being held! 

Newspaper  -  The Our Town.  Our sweet little townie newspaper.  I have been in it... my kids have been in it... everything you need to know, and don't need to know, is in the paper!  My aunt and uncle that now live in IN still get our townie paper!  Isn't that great???

Michael  -  The Archangel and my cousin Karol's husband.  I went to Catholic high school... and Michael is Catholic... so, it just works in my head.

Certificate  -  Kathy's goal!  She is in school for her master's degree and her Teacher of the Blind and Visually Impaired Certificate.   While being a wife and mommy and working full time.  Kathy rocks!

Daisy  -  My cousin Leslie's daughter who just turned 2, and Daisy Duck!  Pumpkin used to looooooove Daisy Duck!  She was so thrilledwhen we saw her in DisneyWorld after almost the whole week of waiting! 

Cell  -  Myosis and Mitosis (how cell division happens), from biology.  Hey, you know I am a big nerd, and love science, so this should be no surprise!

Alrighty then!  Copy and paste, and put your in your answers, if you want to play along with this word association game!

No sleepover tonight for the kids because their friends were busy, but tomorrow they will go to the pool together!

be well,
Dawn

19 comments:

topazscorpio27 said...

Okay, that's a male or this poor thing has the worst case of hemorroids I've ever seen!  -Dawn-

tenyearnap said...

You say Hamster cajones...I say elephantitis.
You say "They love being held"...I snicker because all men like it when you hold their balls, Dawn!
--Cin

deshelestraci said...

Holy cow you are a science nerd!  LOL  I mean that in the best possible way!  The boys have BIG boys.  Poor guys.
Traci

jckfrstross said...

LOL too much info on the hamsters LOL have a good hump day

Deb

ktkamanski said...

Can you imagin carrying those around with you all day? Great answers! Have a happy tomorrow!
Katie

toonguykc said...

hamster porn!!  hope that doesn't violate AOL's TOS!  ;)

Russ

randlprysock said...

That hamster story... LOL!!!  And miosis and mitosis... wow that is bringing me back to some serious school days stuff.  Hugs,
Lisa

astoriasand said...

I carn't stop laughing and especially at Cin's comment LOL.What are you both like Haaaaaaa.Take Care God Bless Kath
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cacklinrosie101 said...

ROLFMAO...Dawn, you are a sicko  (only teasing).  Becky has a male hamster years ago.  I never noticed anything...lol...but it reminded me of a mouse and I'm terrified of them so I guess I steered clear of "Peaches."  BTW:  Megan named him Peaches because of his color but everybody hated the name.  Didn't matter...Megan rules.  Big hugs, Chris

eml625 said...

Holy crap hes got some set!!!
The pool today? Have a great time!
hugs,
Ellen

swmpgrly said...

damn I guess all my hampsters were ladies...lmao

sangrialel said...

Wow is all I can say!!  LOL  Linda

rdautumnsage said...

I am so glad I always bought female hamsters for my daughter. That is just plain weird. (Hugs) Indigo

coelha said...

Wow..  (i'm looking at the hamster's butt).  I'm off to do my Tuesday 12 a day late!  Hope you and the furry ones have a great day!  Julie :)

midwestvintage said...

Now that is just plain not necessary, LOL

             Julie

chat2missie said...

WOW!!  They sure are big on those poor little things.  I can't imagine walking around with those things! LOL
Missie

lurkynat said...

love you Dawn1
nat

lurkynat said...

love you Dawn1
nat

gazker said...

Just don't be around when those 'cajones' blow ok?
YEWWWWWWW.
Gaz ;-)