Friday, July 6, 2007

Weekend Assignment #173:Share a Joke

From the Blogfather... John Scalzi at By The Way .

Weekend Assignment #173: Share a joke. Make it funny. Also, since I'll want to link back to them, and I am, after all, but a cog in the great AOL machine, keep it reasonably clean and free of ethnic/sexual put-downs. You know.

Put the joke up on your blog or journal and then come back and leave a link in the comment thread (if you don't have a blog or journal, you can leave the joke in the comment thread. But remember, if you have a journal/blog, the point to let the massive attendance of this blog push people to your online home, with fame and fortune to follow!).

Extra Credit: So, ever been to Kansas City? Because that's where I'm going.

Here is one of my favorites:

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini. Stunned by her beauty, the two guys stare at her for a while, debating whether to approach her, when all of a sudden, she begins to cough, clutch her throat, and begin to turn blue (obviously in serious respiratory distress). One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!"

The other agreed and said, "Think we should go help?" "You bet," said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can ya speak?" She shook her head no. He then asked, "Can ya breathe?" She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt, pulled down the back of her panties and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

At which point, the first Texan looked at his friend and said, "I guess that hind lick maneuver really does work!"

Hope you enjoyed!  And, no, I have never been to Kansas City! 

be well,
Dawn

17 comments:

gazker said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG that was so good. I don't know any clean jokes, the only clean joke I know I left on porch stories blog.
I do know a joke about a midget and a blonde though ;-)
Gaz xxxxx

gazker said...

Two girls on the phone
'Ello, is that you Chantelle?'
'Yeah. Oh ello Sharron'
'Chantelle, I saw on the news today they found a bird in the gutter, drunk with her tits out and her knickers round her ankles, I was just ringing to see if you were ok?'
............... It's a very Brit joke. Lyn might get it.
Gaz

coelha said...

Ha ha ha.... funny!! :)  Julie

eml625 said...

BWAHHHHAHAHAHA !
THAT was funny.

Ellen

randlprysock said...

Just awful!!  OMGarsh.  LOL.  I can't do panty jokes or, umm well saying that what they were doing.  LOL.  Happy Friday to ya!!
Lisa

rdautumnsage said...

Leave it to a Texan LOL! Loved it! (Hugs) Indigo

hadonfield78 said...

That was precious......
I loved it......

deshelestraci said...

That was a funny joke!  I've been to KC.  It's pretty nice.
Traci

tenyearnap said...

ASS-ALANCHE! That's the joke of the week for me.
I've only drive through Kansas City. Didn't stop. --Cin

cherry2sweet2eat said...

lol great joke and funny tag.

lurkynat said...

lol! funny Dawn!:) hugggggggggggggs
nat

toonguykc said...

Cute joke!  Why would anybody voluntarily come to Kansas City???  

Russ

sunnyside46 said...

great joke
but  don't' get the part about Kansas City?
Marti

katerh99 said...

Kansas City! Wonderful food, art museum, parks,great shopping, gorgeous and historic old homes, etc etc etc. Have a wonderful time in a lovely city and be sure to tell us about it when you get back!

nay0114 said...

LOL I knew that was coming. I've never been to Kansas City either.  Don't they have good BBQ there or something?
Take care, Chrissie

preciousfewe said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing!
-boliyou

madmanadhd said...

So THAT'S why my love is always coughing in bed and breathing so deeply under the covers. Thanks for the giggles, just what I needed.

http://journals.aol.com/madmanadhd/ConfessionsofaMadmanInsightsinto/entries/2007/07/11/painters-hell/1512

Michael