Comment from: dwaynegillispie
Oh my God, what an opportunity, and you swore to answer honestly and that you would answer. Now how do I word the perverted questions so that I don't get kicked off AOL?
1. What are your physical measurements?
Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne. What am I going to do with you! I will tell you that when I met my hubby, my measurements were really, really good. Now, think Roseanne Barr, but not quite as chubby as her sitcom days. I like to think of myself as "fluffy"! Or better yet, Rubenesque!!! lol You didn't really think I would put my actual measurements online?
2. How many times a week do you.............?
It is truly frightening that this is an easier question! An average week is 2 times. Remember, we have three kids, their two grandparents, one dog, two cats and numerous kid visitors to work around. More than that is a really good week!! ;-D
Got to hide now,
Dwayne and Dude
DUDE'S LIFE OF A SERVICE DOG TRAVELS WITH A SERVICE DOG
This entry is not over until you read Dwayne's comments to it!!!!
5 comments:
LOL Notice how careful he was in his phrasing! LOL
Hugs,
Susan
Duane sounds like a great guy!!!!!! I'll be back to give ya my 3!!!!!! Breathe Dawn!!! :) Penny
Good one, Dwayne!
Chris
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OMG!! LMAO after I read Dwayne's comments!! that was a GOOD one! LOL!!
Gem :-D
Twice a week ?????????????
In my Dreams....
Try twice a Year..................................
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